...Bloody wizards.

Hix, I don't care, I'm blaming you. End of story.

I finished that book, by the way, George. A while ago, but this place keeps getting on top of any attempts to say anything about it.

I do see the odd inhabitant of Ankh-Morpork around the place, from what I can work out. Captain Swing, if you wondered.

Yes, I did do all ( Read more... )

Shame. I was enjoying the relative order. Bloody wizards. It's good to be back alive.

On another note, I had a question!

Aliens, or not. Who on board would you call an 'alien' - I mean, given that we're on no specific planet, despite the overwhelming majority of Roundworlders here - would you argue that Doctor Hix and I (and possibly some others ( Read more... )

I stand by my intitial statement when we first got to this port. Bloody wizards.

[Private to the Rani]

You were right. I am more rational than that. I hope you can plainly see that that was not my doing.

I suppose an apology is in order. I'd rather you didn't mention that to anyone.

Doctor. DOCTOR. What happened to those mutated chocolates? Can't we have the mutated chocolates?

It's so very pink. All the drinks have the sort of names a seamstress couldn't invent. They're all mixed, too. I don't trust mixed drinks.

Bloody wizards.

[Spot Winder sat at dinner, grimacing at his plate, later on, by all means.]

I am the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, and I would, firstly, like to protest for the future release of Captain Swing of my city. You have no right in holding him captive. That is my authority and nobody elses', and it is clearly an effort or conspiracy to undermine my ( Read more... )

Some of the behaviour on board this boat dismays me.

Judas, who is this man who everyone seems to be denegrating your belief in? I've never heard of him and don't quite understand the fuss. I do know, however, that nobody in my city would mess with another man's belief. Of course, that's probably due to the high liklihood that atheism was a very ( Read more... )

Who was that wizard gentleman who came to my assistance with his reckless use of spells? It is appreciated. As is the quite impressive medicine avaliable here.

Things keep grabbing me and I... If this seriously is something from the Dungeon Dimensions, you'll all end up regretting not having an Ankh-Morporkian wizard aboard. Not that I'd want one ( Read more... )